why would I say that??!
Monday, March 22, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Words no one wants to hear
"poop on lego"
*said in Cole's high-pitched, super excited, slightly questioning voice, making it hard to know if it's a declaration, or a question.
**in response to the many questions about Cole's above quote;
he said it while I was changing his dirty diaper, and he had been playing with legos, and after I let him down, I saw he had some legos hidden in his chubby little fist, soooooo, either he was saying that they were already contaminated (he's known to pull the occasional 'Al Bundy' and walk around with his fingers down the front of his pants) OR he was making a threat about what he could do with the hidden legos while I was in the middle of changing said diaper.
I really don't know.
*said in Cole's high-pitched, super excited, slightly questioning voice, making it hard to know if it's a declaration, or a question.
**in response to the many questions about Cole's above quote;
he said it while I was changing his dirty diaper, and he had been playing with legos, and after I let him down, I saw he had some legos hidden in his chubby little fist, soooooo, either he was saying that they were already contaminated (he's known to pull the occasional 'Al Bundy' and walk around with his fingers down the front of his pants) OR he was making a threat about what he could do with the hidden legos while I was in the middle of changing said diaper.
I really don't know.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Piano Lessons
Here are some lessons that needed to be learned today that, quite frankly, I can't fathom why they don't fall under the header of "inherent common sense if I'm your mama and you've ever met your grandmama."
"Remember, we only play the piano with FINGERS. Just a FEW at a time."
Louder: "FINGERS PLEASE. Not your entire arm."
"No, not with a fishing pole. FINGERS ONLY"
"No. No. No. Put the light saber down. FINGERS ONLY."
"No. Not with tinker toy drum sticks. FINGERS ONLY."
"OMG. What is that? Where did you get a surfboard? No! FINGERS ONLY."
"Luke! Where did Cole get daddy's screwdriver? No! FINGERS ONLY."
"No more piano today. No, I can't put the lid down. Because we got it free off of Craigslist and the little handles fell out. No, I do not need you to get the screwdriver again."
and here's a bonus quote from this afternoon:
When I told Luke (again) not to climb on the unfinished fort and jump off when he is in the yard alone, lest he break a leg and lay there until someone noticed he was missing, he replied:
"Listen. I am a forgetter. And a dangerous kid. It's just gonna happen."
Lovely. Is he just speaking of the disobedience, or the actual broken bone?
"Remember, we only play the piano with FINGERS. Just a FEW at a time."
Louder: "FINGERS PLEASE. Not your entire arm."
"No, not with a fishing pole. FINGERS ONLY"
"No. No. No. Put the light saber down. FINGERS ONLY."
"No. Not with tinker toy drum sticks. FINGERS ONLY."
"OMG. What is that? Where did you get a surfboard? No! FINGERS ONLY."
"Luke! Where did Cole get daddy's screwdriver? No! FINGERS ONLY."
"No more piano today. No, I can't put the lid down. Because we got it free off of Craigslist and the little handles fell out. No, I do not need you to get the screwdriver again."
and here's a bonus quote from this afternoon:
When I told Luke (again) not to climb on the unfinished fort and jump off when he is in the yard alone, lest he break a leg and lay there until someone noticed he was missing, he replied:
"Listen. I am a forgetter. And a dangerous kid. It's just gonna happen."
Lovely. Is he just speaking of the disobedience, or the actual broken bone?
Monday, March 1, 2010
March
Brad and all his ducklings
Reid with yet another complex tinker toy creation.This is Captain Tarpals riding his kaadu.
That would be a Star Wars Clone Wars reference.
eating frozen blueberries
special "baby sign" forget.me.out.of.this.highchair.
awesome attempt, baby gray, but incorrect tool. check other hand.
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